Old Style Writing

includes ...

interior monologues common to everyone;
descriptive accuracy recognizable by everyone;
realistic elements employed imaginatively;
authorial sensitivity balanced by topical sensibility;
craftsmanship seamlessly integrated into compositions;
allegorical speculations of moral paradigms;
subjective individuality validated by objective commonality;
literature representative of cultural traditions.

New Improved Writing Formula

includes ...

stylized,
pointless,
inconclusive,
meaningless,
inconsistent,
obtuse,
implausible,
antithetical,
arcane,
introspective,
arrogant,
indulgent,
vacuous,
predictable,
jejune,
redundant,
eccentric,
perverse,
maniacal,
phantasmagoric,
profane,
lurid,
obscene,
lubricious,
opinionated,
bigoted,
egotistical

modes of expression.