| New Composition Rules:
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| based upon personal ambition and private fantasies, write
in imitation of market trends, with as much literary license as
possible. |
| Guidelines:
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| if the author likes it, the editor will change it, the
critic will hate it, and the public won't understand it.
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| Rewards:
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| ego gratification; monetary success; transient fame;
ephemeral legacy. |
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