W A R N I N G !
Beware of the Killer Writer!

While the average person must cope with a mean and cruel world full of toothed predators, armed hunters, black-hearted stalkers, sly assassins, and bored tourists; the intelligentsia must also guard against savage authors and voyeuristic editors with loaded quills ... firing word bullets, shooting poisoned pens, launching bombastic broadsides, and casting deadly aspersions! Their targeted victims are tagged with a lethal byline!