Media Wars

The greatest ambition of most journalistic jackasses is to bray louder than all others! Having been interviewed for the fleeting news by rampaging reporters, I've seen the business-end of aimed microphones and tracked cameras, up close and personal; and I've heard the Big Lie told too often. I've been shot at, and missed, spit on, and hit; which is why alot of people wipe their ass with the daily rag. I'm a scarred combat veteran of the Media Wars over their right to publish propaganda and disinformation.