| Learning the Alphabet | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ltr | Fool's | Child's | Garden | Animal | Stone | Global | Police's | Soldier's | Adult's |
| A |
A is for horses |
apple | aster | anteater | amethyst | Australia | arson | assault | AIDS |
| B |
B for mutton |
ball | bamboo | buffalo | bloodstone | Brazil | bunko | battle | beaver |
| C |
C for yourself |
cookie | cactus | camel | cat's-eye | Canada | custody | combat | condom |
| D |
D for dumb |
duck | daisy | donkey | diamond | Denmark | dragnet | drill | diarrhea |
| E |
E for brick |
egg | euonymus | elephant | eaglestone | Egypt | evidence | E-tool | erotic |
| F |
F for vessence |
fish | fern | frog | flint | Finland | felon | foxhole | f*ck |
| G |
G for police |
green | goldenrod | goat | geode | Greece | gaff | grenade | grass |
| H |
H for himself |
hat | holly | horse | heliodor | Honduras | handcuffs | helmet | herpes |
| I |
I for novello |
ink | ivy | impala | ironstone | India | informant | intel | incest |
| J |
J for oranges |
jelly | jonquil | jaguar | jade | Japan | jail | jeep | joint |
| K |
K for restaurant |
kite | kudzu | kangaroo | kunzite | Korea | keeper | KP | kinky |
| L |
L for leather |
line | lavender | lion | ligure | Laos | law | LP | LSD |
| M |
M for sis |
milk | myrtle | mouse | malachite | Mexico | malice | map | moon |
| N |
N for a penny |
nut | narcissus | newt | nepheline | Nepal | night-stick | napalm | nose-candy |
| O |
O for the wings of a dove |
ox | orchid | owl | opal | Ossetia | offender | OPLAN | orgy |
| P |
P for comfort |
pen | petunia | pig | pipestone | Poland | prison | patrol | pander |
| Q |
Q for a ticket |
quilt | queen-cup | quail | quartz | Qatar | quash | QM | queer |
| R |
R for mo |
ring | rose | rabbit | rhodonite | Russia | roadblock | radio | roach |
| S |
S for Williams |
sun | saxifrage | snake | sapphire | Scotland | stakeout | sortie | sex |
| T |
T for two |
table | thistle | turkey | topaz | Taiwan | tenderloin | tent | toke |
| U |
U for me |
umbrella | urd | uakari | ulexite | Uganda | undercover | uniform | user |
| V |
V for la France |
vest | vetch | vole | verd | Venezuela | vice | valor | vomit |
| W |
W for money |
wagon | woodruff | walrus | wacke | Wales | warrant | wire | wasted |
| X |
X for breakfast |
xylophone | xerophyte | xerus | xenolith | Xanadu | x-con | XO | X-rated |
| Y |
Y for husband |
yellow | yarrow | yak | yag | Yugoslavia | yegg | yardbird | yogi |
| Z |
Z for breezes |
zoo | zinnia | zebra | zircon | Zambia | zap | zulu-time | zonk |